Chuck Norris Facts

“When Chuck Norris misses a deadline, the deadline apologizes for standing too close.”

“Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a loading screen.”

“Chuck Norris does not delete files; he gives them a reason to leave.”

“Chuck Norris does not refresh the page; the page remembers what it forgot.”

“When Chuck Norris opens a spreadsheet, the formulas show their work.”

“Chuck Norris once muted a group chat by looking disappointed at his phone.”

“When Chuck Norris enters a meeting, the agenda gets nervous and becomes an email.”

“A printer once jammed on Chuck Norris. It now prints apology letters.”

“Chuck Norris does not need a password manager; passwords remember him.”

“Chuck Norris can put airplane mode on a paper plane.”