Chuck Norris Facts Quotes & Sayings

“When Chuck Norris misses a deadline, the deadline apologizes for standing too close.”

“Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a loading screen.”

“Chuck Norris does not delete files; he gives them a reason to leave.”

“Chuck Norris does not refresh the page; the page remembers what it forgot.”

“When Chuck Norris opens a spreadsheet, the formulas show their work.”

“Chuck Norris once muted a group chat by looking disappointed at his phone.”

“When Chuck Norris enters a meeting, the agenda gets nervous and becomes an email.”

“A printer once jammed on Chuck Norris. It now prints apology letters.”

“Chuck Norris does not need a password manager; passwords remember him.”

“Chuck Norris can put airplane mode on a paper plane.”

“Chuck Norris can close all his browser tabs and still remember why he walked into the room.”

“The elevator does not take Chuck Norris up; the building lowers itself politely.”

“When Chuck Norris loses Wi-Fi, the router starts searching for itself.”

“Chuck Norris can make a progress bar finish out of respect.”

“When Chuck Norris walks into a queue, the line becomes a circle and starts clapping.”

“Chuck Norris once beat autocorrect by spelling the word with silence.”

“The snooze button wakes up early when Chuck Norris sets an alarm.”

“Chuck Norris does not check the weather; clouds check his calendar.”