“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”