About this quote

The line uses blunt humor to turn an awkward or risky offer into something almost casual. Jokes can drop the pressure and prompt people to volunteer when a plain ask might fail. If you borrow this move, follow the laugh with straight facts: what the task actually involves and who will take responsibility. Be clear about the risks and what happens if no one steps forward.

When to use it

• During a D&D session when the party finds an active rune stone at the temple: "I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
• On a film set when someone needs to test a risky practical effect with a prop stone: "I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
• In an archaeology class demo where a fragile stela needs moving and the professor jokes to break the tension: "I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
• At a community restoration day when volunteers need someone to position a standing stone and someone cracks the line to get a volunteer: "I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"