Office Meme Oracle

“My inbox believes in unlimited second chances and none of them are for me.”

“The calendar invited balance, then booked over it.”

“The spreadsheet knows where the bodies are buried, but only in column H.”

“The deadline walked in like it owned the place, which was rude but accurate.”

“The shared document became a competitive sport with comments.”

“The status update said everything except the truth.”

“The password policy asked for one symbol, one number, and my last nerve.”

“The agenda had one job and immediately formed a committee.”

“The follow-up email followed me home emotionally.”

“The coffee wore a cape and saved the morning from becoming a case study.”