“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”Bill Watterson145
“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”Bill Watterson204
“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”Bill Watterson1,209
“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”Bill Watterson188
“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”Bill Watterson429
“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”Bill Watterson394
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”Bill Watterson369
