All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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Notice whether your days have slipped into autopilot. Palahniuk treats boredom like a slow loss of what makes life interesting — a habit that shrinks your choices and your stories. Ask yourself: when was the last time you did something that actually surprised you? If the answer is 'a long time ago,' pick one concrete action this week and break a pattern — a new route, a bold question, or an odd little risk. Small, deliberate ruptures are enough to keep you awake to what’s possible.

When to use it

  • Before the big client pitch, I tell myself, "Ditch the safe slides — do the unexpected opener that gets a reaction."
  • When I'm stuck on a novel chapter and everything reads flat, I mutter, "Do something weird with the scene," and I write the first odd image I see.
  • At a dull family dinner, I throw out a surprising question and watch the conversation come alive — then I remind myself to keep pushing past polite routine.
  • During my weekday workout, if it feels stale I change the plan on the spot and say, "No boring reps today," then try a new drill.